Important Information

I wanted to poach some eggs, but the first one I reached for was stuck to the package. As everyone knows, this means it cracked and leaked, then dried. This is why, when buying eggs, one must touch every egg to make sure it moves. Michael Haney taught me this. Sure.

I decided, rather than let someone try to grab it too vigorously and get egg all over the place, I should label it. That done, sharpie in hand, I decided the others might benefit from some more positive sentiment.